Flamboyant drama queens and quilty pleasu-- I mean feelings.
Hullo there my naked penguins,
This is a normal conversation between a very normal me and a very normal Jerry, a very normal day.
Jerry: Hey. What you doing hun?
Hour later.
Jerry: D8 Why am I getting ignored?
Me: Because I’m working. Checked my mobile just now. Paranoid fuck.
Jerry: I’m working right now, but I can still talk. D8
Me: We’re all different. But yeah, I guess I’m doing well. You?
Jerry: Tired. xD I wanna go home and sleep.
Me: Dawww. I’m tired too, and fed up. Wanna go back to school and get some variation.
Jerry: Me too. xD I’d rather sit with math than this.
Me: I know right?
Three seconds later.
Me: …maybe not math
Jerry: xD Seriously.
Me:Yesssss.
Random moment begins.
Jerry: I miss you~! ;w; Wanna go back to school.
Me: S-sure.
Jerry: D8 … *heartbroken*
Me: I’m a mean fuck.
Jerry: Yes. Yes you are. ;-;
Me: Hehe.
Jerry: But… I LOVE YOU!! Don’t leave me! D8
Me: I’m sorry, my bf was faster than you.
Jerry: *voice cracks* But I can change! I swear! D8
Me: Too late. I’m pregnant.
Jerry: Why?! Why Darwin, why?! My whole life has been a lie!
Me: Yesss. Feel it buuurn.
Jerry: Nooooo~! The shock is too great! Dx *kills self*
Me: *puts DRAMA QUEEN stamp on your forehead*
Jerry: *writes I LOVED YOU with own blood*
Me: *is eating sweets, oblivious to the world around me*
Jerry: I want some too . . . :( I’m gonna go buy some. OwO
Me: …oh my. Fatso.
Eight minutes later.
Jerry: Fatso #2, reporting for duty! (Obviously you're Fatso #1 since you're already eating sweets. =3)
Me: You know I'm a woman right? You shouldn't-- Look! You can write this on my mobile --> ¥?!! *was supposed to write star*
Jerry: Indeed I am currently aware of your gender, my sweet little princess. And holy shit, inorite?! ¥£€$
Me: ...currently?
Jerry: Currently yes! Then again, I haven't seen your private parts so I can't be too sure ma'am!
Me: *ignores you for the rest of the evening while laughing me arse off thanks to you and your way with words*
Jerry: 8D ~<3 Before you decide to ignore me completely please allow me to inform you of a good anime; To Aru Majitsu no Index! (no echii!) Have a continued good night, my dearest. <3
Cheers.
