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I'm ready for 2014.

Publicerad 2013-12-31 16:02:00 i General Randomness

Hullo there my naked penguins,
 
There are so many things you can accomplish and explore during a year, but for every year that passes, time passes even faster. When I was in year five, I thought a year was an eternity with no end. Today, it feels like I welcomed 2013 only a couple of months ago. I guess this is where I'll start mixing the years together, not being able to remember when I did this or that.
 
To me, 2013 has brought upon a lot of surprises and I hope all people around the world have had loads of new things happening to them during this past year as well; both positive and negative, as there is no happy moments without a little climbing.
 
I wish you a Happy New Year! Cheers!
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Bring It On Summer

Publicerad 2013-05-18 07:24:00 i General Randomness

Hullo there my naked penguins,
 
I'm like a ginger, even though my hair is blond. I burn, as easily as fuck. The redhead genes in my family are strong within me, yes they are. But I'm ready for a fight, so bring it on summer.
How easily do you burn? Or wait. You're one of those bastards that tan, aren't you?
 
Cheers.
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I'm Not Fat, I'm Fluffy

Publicerad 2012-09-01 16:54:00 i General Randomness

Hullo there my naked penguins,
 
I'm so lazy at times. I'm such a procrastinator. I just can't help it though. YouTube calls and when YouTube calls, you will stay up until two in the morning knowing you're fucked for work. But at times it certainly makes the time worth it. Gabriel Iglesias is the funniest fuck whom has ever graced this Earth. 
 
 
I like comedians in general, and it's brilliant when they talk about things you can relate to. Let's bring forward and example. Fluffy says (yes, Gabrilen calls himself Fluffy): "I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: Hey, you hungry?" Oh hell yeah, I'd do that. Not the chick, I meant the action.
 
There's no way in hell I'm going to go up to a person and proceed to ask them if they'd like a drink. I'm not spending a mini fortune on a glass of shit that will make them fall for the person behind me due to their overly intoxicated state. Because hey, I'm hotter when the person I'm talking to stays sober. 
 
Cheers.
 
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Flamboyant drama queens and quilty pleasu-- I mean feelings.

Publicerad 2011-05-14 22:16:00 i General Randomness

Hullo there my naked penguins,

This is a normal conversation between a very normal me and a very normal Jerry, a very normal day.

Jerry: Hey. What you doing hun?

Hour later.

Jerry: D8 Why am I getting ignored?
Me: Because I’m working. Checked my mobile just now. Paranoid fuck.
Jerry: I’m working right now, but I can still talk. D8
Me: We’re all different. But yeah, I guess I’m doing well. You?
Jerry: Tired. xD I wanna go home and sleep.
Me: Dawww. I’m tired too, and fed up. Wanna go back to school and get some variation.
Jerry: Me too. xD I’d rather sit with math than this.
Me: I know right? 

Three seconds later.

Me: …maybe not math
Jerry: xD Seriously.
Me:Yesssss.

Random moment begins.

Jerry: I miss you~! ;w; Wanna go back to school.
Me: S-sure.
Jerry: D8 … *heartbroken*
Me: I’m a mean fuck.
Jerry: Yes. Yes you are. ;-;
Me: Hehe.
Jerry: But… I LOVE YOU!! Don’t leave me! D8
Me: I’m sorry, my bf was faster than you.
Jerry: *voice cracks* But I can change! I swear! D8
Me: Too late. I’m pregnant.
Jerry: Why?! Why Darwin, why?! My whole life has been a lie!
Me: Yesss. Feel it buuurn.
Jerry: Nooooo~! The shock is too great! Dx *kills self*
Me: *puts DRAMA QUEEN stamp on your forehead*
Jerry: *writes I LOVED YOU with own blood*
Me: *is eating sweets, oblivious to the world around me*
Jerry: I want some too . . . :( I’m gonna go buy some. OwO
Me: …oh my. Fatso.

Eight minutes later.

Me: *feels guilty*...we be fatsos together?
Jerry: Fatso #2, reporting for duty! (Obviously you're Fatso #1 since you're already eating sweets. =3)
Me: You know I'm a woman right? You shouldn't-- Look! You can write this on my mobile --> ¥?!! *was supposed to write star*
Jerry: Indeed I am currently aware of your gender, my sweet little princess. And holy shit, inorite?! ¥£€$
Me: ...currently?
Jerry: Currently yes! Then again, I haven't seen your private parts so I can't be too sure ma'am!
Me: *ignores you for the rest of the evening while laughing me arse off thanks to you and your way with words*
Jerry: 8D ~<3 Before you decide to ignore me completely please allow me to inform you of a good anime; To Aru Majitsu no Index! (no echii!) Have a continued good night, my dearest. <3

Cheers.
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Ragequit

Publicerad 2011-03-20 09:51:00 i General Randomness

Hullo there my naked penguins,

Second entry in less than ten minutes, but I just remembered that there's something I want to tell you.

I borrowed my sister's tablet pen and she went hysterical. She posted an entry here on LJ, asking who stole it. She posted a poll on dA, asking who stole it. She drew a picture named 'Rage', asking who stole it. She posted an entry on dA in general, asking who stole it, and she asked on her blog who stole.
 
I did, Baby Sis...?

Cheers.
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Holy Fuck, Is That Darwin?

Publicerad 2010-12-23 01:25:00 i General Randomness

Hullo there my naked penguins,
 
Funny story behind the Darwin thing... I’m not allowed to say the name of Gawd because then I’ll burst into flames, according to a religious friend of my friend.
 
So since I believe in science I have to say Darwin, according to this religious friend of my friend. Thing is that I don’t believe in science to 100 %, which this religious friend of my friend doesn’t know.
 
Cheers.
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