SuckerForSodium

Hullo there my naked penguins,

 

I'm so lazy at times. I'm such a procrastinator. I just can't help it though. YouTube calls and when YouTube calls, you will stay up until two in the morning knowing you're fucked for work. But at times it certainly makes the time worth it. Gabriel Iglesias is the funniest fuck whom has ever graced this Earth. 

 

 

I like comedians in general, and it's brilliant when they talk about things you can relate to. Let's bring forward and example. Fluffy says (yes, Gabrilen calls himself Fluffy): "I'll walk up to a woman, I'll say the first thing that comes to mind: Hey, you hungry?" Oh hell yeah, I'd do that. Not the chick, I meant the action.

 

There's no way in hell I'm going to go up to a person and proceed to ask them if they'd like a drink. I'm not spending a mini fortune on a glass of shit that will make them fall for the person behind me due to their overly intoxicated state. Because hey, I'm hotter when the person I'm talking to stays sober.