SuckerForSodium

• ^^; because I fail.
• =w= because I love nachos. They're serving nachos in the café today.

• Chocolate. I prefer dark chocolate in the right amount, or normal milk chocolate in copious amounts.
• Cuddling. Someone who gives you physical attention. Though not just a 'oh-mah-gawd-gal-I-haven't-seen-yah-since-last-period-come-give-meh-a-hug'.
• Sarcasm. Drown me in it baby.

• Perfume and axe. I really don't like it when I can feel a strong scent of perfume in my oversensitive nose.
• Hairy backs. 'Nuff said. Get a wax or I'll do it myself, and I can assure you, you won't like it if you're not a masochist.
• Complete blondes. Not literally, but metaphorically. People who are so fucking dumb they can't even see the obvious.
• When people treat you like they're superior than you.

• My baby sister. She's probably as weird as me. 
• My father. No explanation needed.
• Jerry. He's just awesomely nice, and is one of the few people outside family who actually gives a fuck about me as his friend.
• Ruff. I've known her for barely a year, yet we're growing closer for each day passing.
• Erika. Because I've known her all my life, and she'd just as good of a friend now as she was back then.

• Eaten so much for breakfast. Damn, I'm full.
• Befriended someone I shouldn't have befriended. Even though I know everyone deserves a chance, I'm getting affected in a negative way all the time. 
• Cracked my neck. Now it hurts.
• Put my story writing on the shelf for nearly half a year.
• Bought that damn mobile. It sucked.
• Forgotten my favourite pencil in London.

• How did people decide which colour shall get this and that name? Like, why is blue named blue and not grey or something...?
• Where did that car come from?
• Why can't I remember whatever the heck it was I was supposed to remember?
• Who took the last banana?
• How did humans make is so far in evolution?
• Are clouds heavy?
• Where does the :)-smiley come from?

• Care about small things. Did I buy a new shirt? 
• Do. Not. Wear. Strong. Perfume/Axe. 'Nuff said.
• Text me, mail me, speak to me. I like that, and I like to feel liked.
• Do not ask my friends about my favourite things and interests. Figure it out yourself.
• Don't be perverse twenty-four-seven.
• Speak your mind.
• I don't like two-faced people.
• Don't treat me like a fragile thing incapable of life. I kick arse if I have to. I'll make you my snuggle-post if I have to. Savvy?

Hullo there my naked penguins,

Yeah, here's the second entry for this meme. I'm at home right now, when writing it, even though it's a school day. Want to know why, hmm? Bet you do.

Day Two: Nine Things About Myself

• I love to read sappy romance stories when no one is watching.
• I'm an otaku.
• I'm short. 1.70m (5'7"). Third to shortest in my class.
• I'm very social, and like to talk. A lot.
• My friends consist of 70% guys. 20% girls. 10% I've-got-no-fucking-idea-what-you-are's.
• My hair is a plum colour at the moment.
• I've got four piercings.
• I don't have a favourite colour. I like all colours.
• I'm a vegetarian and love turnips.

Hullo there my naked penguins,

I haven’t uploaded anything in quite a while, so yeah. No other explanation than procrastination combined with pure laziness.

My sister started to do this like... six days ago or so. Now, here I am being the copycat I am. Meme’s name is "Ten Day Meme" so the name says it all. I’m going to write an entry every day for the upcoming ten days. Maybe I’ll forget to do it one day though... who knows.

Jerry: I've finally learnt how to spell your username...
Ash: Get pregnant and I’ll kill a rubberduck.
Anders: UPLOAD YOUR SHIT TO DEVIANTART!
Johan: You smell nice.
Johan: You smell nicer.
Alter Ego: Lay off the bacon.
Ruff: May I meet your fairy?
Carrie: We’ve got to meet. God. Damn. It.
Baby Sis:  Stop singing so loudly in the shower.

That’s about it. Enjoy. (They’re going to murder me.) Which Johan is who?

Cheers.