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Frozen Yoghurt My Arse

Publicerad 2013-06-01 20:27:00 i I do have a life.

Hullo there my naked penguins,

The whether here is a little more than that of the unexpected kind. It’s as if the whole bloody country is lying next to a broken oven. Every morning it’s cool with temperatures around 10-15 degrees, so of course you put on an extra thick sweater or bring a lighter jacket, but as soon as that clock hits noon, the oven starts doing what it does best; burn shit.

It was 27 degrees when I got home this Thursday, 27 fothermucking degrees. I’m not programmed for that shit if my last entry is anything to go by.

Now, as archetypal students, me and Karin (one of my brilliant know-it-all friends from uni) headed into campus to study for an upcoming exam. In the middle of it, we decided to head to the city centre for some ice-cream and this frozen yogurt thing I’ve never tried before.

We sat outside in the sun. It was hot, humid and sunny. I was not amused; she was happily licking away on that ice cream of hers while smiling at the D-vitamin attacking her body.

I was so certain that when you live where you get -40’s in the winter, you won’t get +30’s in the summer. I guess I was wrong.

Cheers.

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Now That We've All Grown Up

Publicerad 2012-05-24 03:55:00 i I do have a life.

Hullo there my naked penguins,
 
I'm old enough to be graduating sixth form. I can't believe it.
 
I've had three awesome years with the most awesome people ever. We're so awesome we decided to diss prom and head out and have dinner instead. We even got all dressed up and made sure to look our best. It was quite hilarious to see all the people, I've gone through most of my teen years with, act so proper and look so stylish (more stylish that usually that is).
And of course it was Ruff and Anders that stood for most of the comedy, and no, they're not dating, never had. Though I do know Anders had the hots for Ruff after getting a flash of her boobs during junior year. (You did not hear this from me.)
 
We also had to get a group photo, so with me behind the camera this is what got caught. I love it. They're the people I went to sixth form with. (Ash and Jerry got all camera shy so they're not in the picture.)
And as you can see, Carro (pink dress) and Ruff (rock 'n' roll) are wearing heels. Heels I know came apart later in the evening when we went to a bar. They were complaining from time to time about sore feet and aches in places they'd never known before. Women are weird.
All in all, I'm excited as well as nervous. I've got no idea what's awaiting me on the other side of summer. I think I'm going to go to university, but you never know. Anything could happen. I'm glad I got to spend three years with these people though. I'll never forget that.
 
Cheers.
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Happy birthday my бабушка!

Publicerad 2011-10-13 21:56:00 i I do have a life.

Hullo there my naked penguins,
 
My baboushka Ruff has turned a whole year older, so we decided to celebrate. Or rather, she dragged us with her to a local café for some delicious latté and fresh delicacies. Not that I drink the beverage of the devil or anything. I found myself some nice tea instead. Coffine free mind you.
I also found this marvellous little thing called a "Sugar-free berry panacotta", so impulsively I decided to buy that instead of some chocolate cake. As I love my chocolate cakes, the celebrants cocked a head at this oddity. (I'm just writing this so I can show you the pictures we took, I hope you're aware of that.)
Other than that people decided to be people and therefor they started to act like Russian bears. They even found the perfect "björnfitta" to prove their point. Of course Anders was one of those bears.
We truly had a brilliant day. It was a great way of getting our minds out of our IT-infested gutters and do something besides sitting on our arses all day. What did you do today?
 
Cheers. 
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Of Stalkers and Swedish Teachers

Publicerad 2011-09-14 12:47:00 i I do have a life.

Hullo there my naked penguins,

I've just started my senior year (three weeks ago, it's just me being lazy her) and when I got to a class known as Swesdish C (like an AP class) we had to write our teacher a small entry in a journal.

Quick note: We've got the most amazing thing called ELITS on our school where we can find all the documents we need; contact teachers; see out schedules; get information about certain days and events, and the list goes on. We also have access to our different courses and everything and anything related to that; every course have its own journal where we can leave entires.

...maybe that note wasn't so quick? So, I'd like to tell you about an entry I left our new teacher. I didn't think about the fact that it was a teacher I was addressing and when I'd sent it, hell broke loose in my brain.

My name is blah blah and I'm majoring in blah blah. I've studied at Oxford and am a complete besserwisser regaridng the English langauge, and I enjoy watching cat videos on YouTube. The humour in this classroom is overrated. Knock, knock jokes are not funny.

I wrote some other things as well, but they're not as important. I've never met her before and this is the first impression I'm leaving? Studying at Oxford clearly did nothing to my social skills...

Cheers.
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Small Gestures

Publicerad 2011-08-15 10:30:00 i I do have a life.

Hullo there my naked penguins,

I haven't been online here in weeks, or posted anything in forever. I really should start doing that. Now, something that made me smile yesterday was when:
 
1) a friend of mine expressed - in a weird way - that he's missed me. I haven't spoken to him for the entire holiday, so when I logged on to Skype he sent an IM within seconds asking whether or not I'd falled of Earth. Bromance.

2) Three minutes after the first Skype incident happened another friend of mine started talking to me and we had a rather fun conversation. She'd awesome and I I guess we just invented the the womancebromance.

3) My sister told a joke.
 
I found myself grinning like a mad fuck by the end of the day. I'm easy to please.

Cheers.
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Pie-Throwing Make-up Artist

Publicerad 2010-12-04 23:15:00 i I do have a life.

Hullo there my naked penguins,

I had a wonderful evening the other day with a friend of mine, I can be social. Surprise, surprise fothermuckers.  I hung out with my dear friend Ash, and I made her into my personal doll for the evening. God damned, it was fun... on my part that is.

It ended up with me applying makeup on her pretty face as if I was throwing pie at a clown. She looked like a raccoon by the end of it (read: scene makeup for the win).

Cheers.

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